Hello, how are you today?
Lasagnas
You, we can say that you like adding another layer. Nothing subtle, always dive right in, your motto is "Better (much) too much than not enough". And yet, we only have tenderness for your cheesy jokes and monumental blunders. You're someone comforting. And above all, you remind us that deep down, we are all human. I know, it's beautiful.
Spaghetti bolognese
Oh, I can smell a little nostalgia for school canteen coming up... Forever a teenager, you still cry about the endless slurps and the combo of nose, shirt stains. You're a bit dirty, but wonderfully endearing.
Penne with Pesto
The recipe for the summer hit* is no secret to you. You are our Laura Pausini of pasta, our Zucchero of pesto, the maestro of pasta. In short, you are an artist at heart.
*Penne has a tubular shape, note.
Tri-color Fusilli
Ah, here comes our panel perfectionist! Even as a child, you would shout at Papa for cooking everything together - the unaware one - while eating each color separately is so much more enjoyable... After numerous meltdowns and some weird OCD tendencies, Papa finally took you to see a nice doctor. Diagnosis? Acute sociopathy. Ouch.
Coquillettes-ham-gruyère
Who gave you permission to snoop around on the internet? Isn't there any parental control on this computer? Go finish your Pom'pot in front of T'Fou before I call your mother! Come on now.
Mushroom farfalle pasta
We've got the pasta gentlemen here. Bow tie required, the eater of farfalle pasta is a charming urbanite. In his pasta? Parisian mushrooms of course! Yes, the eater of farfalle pasta is a bit patriotic though.
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Chinese noodles
I see you, the end-of-the-month student. We've got the ultimate budget-friendly dish for you. Chinese noodles! Just add some soy sauce and you're good to go.
I know both of them well. Not long ago, I was like you. In fact, I admit that sometimes when I'm in a rush, the temptation is strong to pour my boiling water into a small plastic bowl. Anyway, we know it, you're broke, but you're also at the beginning of your life, see the positive side! Canned Ravioli You're a bit of a survivalist, right? Antisocial (and clearly lazy too, let's not lie), I can picture you slouched on a couch in your bunker, eating your cold ravioli straight from the can while watching a movie that you've seen at least 32 times, while Fast and Furious 18 has been out for three months outside and McDonald's just launched their Quintuple-Cheese sweet and sour sauce. Wait... On second thought, don't you have a can left?Serious matters aside, hello to you, the excited pasta lover. How are you? Good? You never cease to amaze, you little rascal. You'll find what you're looking for here with the gno-gno, THE CCHI-CCHI! Hahaha! Sorry... On a more serious note, know that I respect all sexual orientations, even those of the nymphopasta. And upon closer inspection, it's true that these gnocchi do have a little butt shape... Let's greet the pasta purists, the most Italian of all of us, the true ones, the connoisseurs, the real winners... Well, those who have been to Italy at least once in their life. Great traveler, you may sometimes lack humility but certainly not taste. I know a thing or two about that.Voir cette publication sur Instagram
And for those who don't like pasta? The good joke! I almost believed it, seriously.