Climb the curtains, roast the broom, go crazy, unwrap the Mon Chéri, get the tenderness uncorked... Aaaah, how amazing the French language is! Let's take a quick tour together of our favorite naughty expressions where metaphors and double entendres reign, but always without vulgarity...
1. Chopping up the leftovers of the leg of lamb
A culinary metaphor straight from the 19th century! The expression is said to have been born from the pen of a pun specialist writer. Every good housewife knew, or still knows, that the uneaten slices of lamb end up being recycled into a minced meat dish. And in both cooking and love, chopping up the leg of lamb means marrying one's mistress and thus... settling for leftovers.
2. Irritating the deputy prefect
We could also say: indulging in one's own excitement, amusing oneself or teasing the maybug... In short, it refers to solitary pleasure or...The self-eroticism. 3. Deconstructing the shrimp Slang likes marine metaphors to refer to women: a langoustine, a cod, a sole... a shrimp. And when it comes to deconstructing it, you have to go through the peeling. 4. Bringing blood sausage to his cousin Let's remember that blood sausage refers to the male genitalia and cousin (from "vendange") refers to a mistress... We won't paint you a picture. 5. Having one big enough to hatch 14 ducks Here we imagine something imposing, massive, voluminous, a championship-worthy behind, in short, XXL buttocks that would make the Kardashians pale. 6. Haggling with the flamingo Haggling originally means "to bargain extensively" and therefore to act slowly.ng>. Here one can easily imagine a more naughty meaning for it! 7. "Dying like melons" This expression simply means "to be a virgin". And for a man, to remain a virgin means to retain his seed within himself, to the point of having a sort of indigestion. Just like with melon, which is known to be particularly indigestible. 8. "Screaming mama" Meowing, cooing, growling, panting, moaning, screaming... One can imagine that these sounds of pleasure heat up the atmosphere and encourage the partner. 9. "Being part of the milk jug sisterhood" Here, we're talking about displaying a beautiful storefront, having an imposing breast volume, voluminous breasts, like those of a nursing mother. 10. "Being as sexy as a priest on a plum tree" The erotic potential of a man in a robe, especially on a plum tree... Can you visualize it? It's not very exciting... This expression, which doesn't go into great detail, simply implies that the scenario is not arousing.It's not really about orchards, of course it comes from slang. You all know what it's about: this little bite of chocolate with liqueur wrapped in pink paper. Cotton Candy pink of course. To reach it and savor it, it is necessary to undress it. Like one would do to a woman before being able to access her treat in a way... To have a child on credit means to conceive a child before marriage, the opposite of having one on order. A little one that is sternly called a bastard... or more poetically a child of sin. Taking what falls from the shelf means being interested in all women and not being very picky about it.Today, we often say "jump on anything that moves". Not very glamorous... 14. Apply a man on the stomach A curious expression that is no longer common since it refers to performing a sexual act that required belly-to-belly contact, in other words, skin against skin. 15. Extracting a woman like caramel This expression may not be immediately understood, but it speaks to the enchanting charm of some men who are capable of seducing a woman, captivating her, driving her crazy to the point that the poor woman, even if she becomes burdensome, desperately clings to her Don Juan like caramel. The nightmare of any flirt. For more naughty expressions, find the book here!
