1. "Sorry, we can't accept cards for purchases under 10 euros."
2. "Just a heads up, we only accept cash at this festival."
3. "Just a reminder, we close up shop at 10 pm."
4. "No reservations here, but you can wait in line. It'll be about an hour and a half."
5. "I personally think smash burgers are overhyped. Have you tried burgers from a brasserie or maybe Big Fernand?"
6. "Curious about matcha? Let's explore together!"
7. "Always on the move, huh? I'm not in a rush, just handling my busy life. Sorry for actually having a life."
8. "Living in a big city is quite the adventure, isn't it?"
9. "For 1200 euros, you get 30 square meters? I've got a house with a garden, double swimming pools, sauna, and even a gold-plated golf course for the same price."
10. "How about hitting the beach this weekend and soaking up some sun?"
11. "Recently visited Paris and stumbled upon this amazing spot called Pink Mamma. Ever been?"
12. "Feel like everything's moving too fast? Sorry if my pace doesn't match yours."
Read every day, Marie-Joséphine.
13. "I heard about a great place to have drinks, it's called Lombard Street, do you know it?"
14. "Big transport strike planned next week"
15. "We're out of oat milk"
16. "That will be 15 euros for the pain au chocolat, the bubble tea, and the whole wheat bread"
17. "One ticket for the next showing? 12.50 euros please"
18. "Amélie Poulain"
19. "Zemmour"
20. "Ah no sorry, it's not in my direction" (the taxi driver)
21. "Ticket control!"
22. "Next metro in 8 minutes"
23. "The driver canceled the ride" x2, x3, x4...
24. "The traffic is indefinitely stopped due to a passenger illness"
25. "You're actually nice for a Parisian"
26. "Aren't you tired of complaining?" (No, I'm not tired)
27. "Wait, I'll put you on hold" (No, my time is precious)
28. "No but wait, I'm telling you, Rom".e is real... "I love my favorite place to recharge.
29. "In Paris, you didn't understand anything, unlike Berlin"
30. "I'm moving to the suburbs, it's cheaper but you can come and have raclettes"
31. "There's a great event tonight but it's on the Left Bank"
32. "Let's go to LA Peacock"
33. "We'll stop for a few moments for regulation, thank you for your understanding"
34. "The open bar ends in 15 min"
35. "Do you know a good restaurant on the Right Bank?"
36. "Hello, do you have 5 min?"
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37. &"Excuse me, smoking is not allowed here."
38. "You smoke a little too much, don't you?"
39. "You drink a little too much, don't you?"
40. "Honestly, the line 13 isn't so horrible."
41. "Oh, I live in Paris too! Well, in the 78 but it's the same" (a stranger met on vacation)
42. "Delivery scheduled in 45 minutes" even though it's noon and your stomach is growling
43. "And why don't you buy an apartment?"
44. "Uh no, the wine is not organic, why?"
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45. "I'm totally addicted to baths, I don't know how you manage to live with just a shower"
46. "But isn't it overrated?"
47. "What is the Casbah?"
48. "Who is Julien Sebbag?"
49. "I love Les Tuche"
50. "Honestly, 1200 euros rent for 35 square meters is reasonable, you should jump at the chance"
