1. When you arrive at work with a toothpaste stain on your cheek and you realize that you've been like that for an hour and you took the subway like that
2. When you have a pistachio stain
3. When you run into someone who ghosted you
4. When you run into someone you ghosted
5. When you arrive at a date and you don't know if you should kiss them or give them a kiss on the cheek because the last time you kissed but it was late and well you don't really know them that much oh shit what should I do?
6. When someone tells you at 5 PM that you have something in your teeth and you realize it's been there for a while
7. When you're at a family gathering with your conservative uncle (+1 if you belong to a category he hates: either
8. When you meet your in-laws for the first time and you see Valeurs Actuelles on the living room table
9. When someone remembers your name but you have no idea who they are
10. When you urgently need to poop while alone with your crush (and you had curry just before)
11. When you're too drunk and apparently people helped you not fall on the dance floor but you don't remember
12. When you do crowd surfing and fall in front of someone very important
13. When your crush tells you that you snored all night and it kept them up
It's time to sleep When you run into your ex while on a date with your new crush When you send a horrible message to the wrong person When you confuse your mask with a girl's old thong that you slept with When you come out of the bathroom and your skirt is stuck in your tights but you didn't realize it When you walk with toilet paper stuck to your shoe for several meters When you fart in an elevator and someone enters When you say goodbye to someone but you're actually going in the same direction21. When you start saying goodbye in the subway but the station takes too long to arrive. 22. When you start an birthday collection and no one participates. 23. When it says "payment declined" at the checkout or when you're missing a few cents and the line behind you just keeps growing. 24. When someone recognizes you and you've crossed paths many times but you have no memory of them. 25. When you want to invite someone and it says "payment declined." 26. When everyone sings happy birthday to you and you're just there, waiting for it to end with a big smile, not knowing what to do. 27. Having to clean up someone's poop who went before you just so the next person won't think it was you. 28. The feeling when you're taking a shower and you have warm water on your face. It's like... ah, so refreshing! It's like a little vacation.Small talk with someone whose name you forgot. 29. When you open your phone to watch something and the Pornhub tab opens. 30. When you forget to disconnect the speaker in the living room where the whole family is having lunch before opening your porn. 31. When you want to give a high five and someone ignores you. 32. When you don't know which side to kiss and accidentally start making out with someone you don't even know. 33. When you lose your friends at a party and end up alone, worried that others will think you came to the party alone.When you find yourself alone at the coffee machine with a colleague you don't really talk to
When you run into your crush or your ex while you're extremely hungover and you look like a mess
When you're alone in the elevator with a neighbor you don't really know
When you accidentally called your teacher "mom" in elementary school and it still haunts you
When you open something with a loud sound or a super embarrassing image
When your computer or phone makes a super loud noise in a quiet moment like in the library
41. When you stumble on the street or walk straight into a glass door and act like nothing happened
42. When you take the wrong route, pause for a moment, and then turn around to go the other way (+1 if you make multiple back and forths because your phone doesn't have good signal)
43. When you stand up to get off the subway train even though it's not your stop and then have to awkwardly turn around and go back to your seat in silence and embarrassment
44. When you get stuck between the subway doors because you were in such a hurry like a typical Parisian
45. When someone says it smells bad here and you realize that you stepped in dog poop
46. The few seconds of hesitation to determine who should go first when you cross paths with a stranger and both want to enter the same place
47. Give a kiss and you're going in the same direction. 48. When you leave a place forgetting to pay. 49. When a server wishes you a good appetite and you respond "thank you, you too". 50. Any first date.