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5 Depressing Things to Do in Paris Paris is known for its beauty, charm, and romantic atmosphere. It is often referred to as the "City of Love" and is a popular destination for tourists from all over the world. However, there are also some activities that may not bring you the same joy and happiness. Here are five depressing things to do in Paris. 1. Visit the Catacombs: The Catacombs of Paris are underground ossuaries that hold the remains of over six million people. While it may be a fascina

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Today, it's cold and ugly outside. We don't know how to dress anymore, and most importantly, it's the most depressing day of the year. Blue Monday is here. Just the fact that it has a name is depressing enough. Since negative added to negative equals positive, Le Bonbon has decided to give you its most terrible plans for a truly depressing day. Follow the guide! Drink a Picon-Stella all alone in a crappy PMU It doesn't matter which neighborhood, but preferably choose a place that is quite empty, frequented only by drunk and bellicose regulars at the bar. With a bit of luck, you might even get into a fight. As my old father would say, "at least now you know why you're crying." Radical. Smoke a cigarette by the Canal Saint-Martin What better way to clear your mind than to smoke a good cigarette by the canal?? Ducks, sightseeing boats, Sunday fishermen and children skipping stones... except that today, it's as pale as the moon, there's wind, so good luck trying to light your cigarette - and it's also bad for your health, as they've been telling you for a while... - and most importantly, there's no water in the canal anymore! Major fail.

A date at the Saint-Michel fountain

Arrange a meeting with Mireille around 6pm at the Saint-Michel fountain... It's the kind of proposition that should never be accepted, as every date that starts here smells like a trap. But Mireille is oblivious to this fact. You will walk a bit, encounter many obnoxious tourists, all to end up in some stupid, expensive bar with awful music. On your left, a creepy guy straight out of an episode of "Dexter", and on your right, another couple in the making that reminds you of your miserable state. How exciting!

Doing the line 13 from end to end

With Beethoven's 7th blasting in my headphones. Watching people, and then crying... Even Kristen falls for it.

Get yourself an episode of "Crimes" with Morandini here

Yeah, you know that crappy show hosted by the guy with the whitest teeth on TV, yet another failed attempt at "Secrets d'actualité", a pioneering program back then on M6? Well, it's super depressing. So, finish your day with that, and you'll truly have had a terrible day. Kisses!

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