We’re stopping you right away, we’re not depressed, we just thought that if the world were to explode tomorrow, we would like to know that we made the most of our city of love. Because we love Paris, Parisians, the lights, Haussmann buildings and the non-Haussmann ones, the bars and restaurants, art, theater, alcohol, love, and all the madness it inspires.
1. Stay up all night in Pigalle, go from Sans Souci to Carmen, Bus Palladium, Chez Moune, and Mansart
2. Take line 13 at 6:45 PM any day of the week
3. Go all the way up the Eiffel Tower and feel tiny
4. Be a groupie at the Grévin Museum
5. Ski down the slope of the Sacré-Cœur when it snows
6. Walk on the roofs of Paris
71. Find an apartment without resorting to prostitution
2. Ride a boat that doesn't steer well on the Ourcq Canal
3. Go to Pink Paradise
4. Get kicked out of Bus Palladium for drinking too much
5. Visit the Catacombs Museum
6. Attend the Bonbon Party
7. Witness a Yellow Vest protest
8. Relax in the gardens of the Rodin Museum under the sun
19. Spend a day at the Louvre and see the Mona Lisa at least once
20. Try the Bobun at We Cantine, or the one at Asian Wok on Oberkampf street
21. Have a macaron at Ladurée and say, "Honestly, it's not bad, I'm not saying otherwise, but it's expensive for what it is and honestly, for the same thing, you can get something much better at a good bakery. It's really a tourist thing, hahaha"
22. Go for drinks and tapas at Très Particulier... And maybe more if there's a room available at Hôtel Particulier Montmartre
2.3. Have a great time by going to Chez Gégène.
24. Complain.
25. Finish your night (start your day) at La Concrète.
26. Scare yourself at the Manoir de Paris.
27. Get scammed by a taxi.
28. Swim in the Canal de l'Ourcq in summer.
29. Slam your door and forget your keys inside.
30. Cross paths with the love of your life in the metro... and never see them again.
31. Stroll through the Jardin Atlantique on top of the Montparnasse Tower.
32. Climb all 1362564245 stairs in Montmartre.
33. Take a hot air balloon ride in Parc Montsouris.
34. Taste Cyril Lignac's hot chocolate on Rue Paul Bert.
35. Observe the stars at the Uranoscope de l'Île-de-France.
36. Visit the Conciergerie.
37. Watching people pass by on a terrace on Rue Montorgueil
40. Take a stroll in the expiatory Chapel of Saint-Lazare
41. Visit the College of the Bernardins.
42. Have a coffee on the hidden and wooded terrace of the Museum of Romantic Life.
43. Go to the Buttes-Chaumont and visit the Saint-Serge-de-Radonègne church, a small Orthodox pocket church.
44. Chill in the hidden garden on the Rue des Rosiers.
45. Have a falafel at l'As du Falafel, the best in Paris.
46. Have tea at the Grand Mosque of Paris.
47. Visit the sewers of Paris.
48. Enjoy an Italian lunch at the delicious Darocco and feel like a king.
49. Be in love and say out loud, just once, "Paris is so small for those who love each other with such great love."
50. Visit Alain Ducasse's houseboat and indulge yourself.
51. Watch the sunset from the Pont des Arts.ont Simone de Beauvoir
52. Go down into the illegal catacombs and have a blast
53. Take a walk along the Petite Ceinture and relax at Hasard Ludique or at la REcyclerie
54. Brunch on a delicious Rasta dish and a guacamole hot dog at Tricycle
55. Stroll along the coulée verte
56. Spend an evening watching a show at the Crazy Horse
57. Wander around Montmartre at dusk on a warm summer evening, and find a stole at the Marché Saint-Pierre
58. Take a stroll through Paris at night and marvel at its lights
59. Sip a glass of white wine on the Maquereaux boat, along the Seine quays
60. Devour a couscous at the Marché des Enfants Rouges
61. Flirting with your date at the Puebla Pavilion
62. Dancing at Rosa Bonheur in the Buttes-Chaumont park
63. Drinking a (very) bad bottle of rosé by the riverbanks in summer
64. Going to the Comédie Française to admire the great talents
65. Attending a concert at the Olympia... and ending up getting drunk with the artists at the Petit Olympia
66. Observing a series of comedians fail at the Paname Café
67. Waiting in line for 1h30 at Bouillon Pigalle...
68. ...Or arriving at 5:30pm to get a table at Pink Mamma
69. Taking the metro on a hungover morning
70. Enjoying a €30 brunch in Le Marais on a Sunday with sunglasses on, thanking the heavens for bringing these lifesaving mimosa eggs into your path.Rnée
71. Take a stroll in Barbès in broad daylight.
72. Pretend to be intellectual with a book on a terrace without actually being able to read it.
73. Walk faster than everyone else in the metro to make people think you're a true Parisian.
74. Sleep with someone without knowing their name and never cross paths with them again.
75. Sit around the fountain in the gardens of the Palais Royal.
76. Buy a vial of poppers in one of the sex shops in Pigalle.
77. Smile.
78. Eat onion soup at La Taverne at 5am after leaving the Silencio.
79. Ride a bike in the summer at sunrise, when Paris slowly wakes up, the light is beautiful, and the streets are empty.
80. Take a scooter ride with the wind blowing through your hair.
81. Play a game of pétanque or "marin d'eau douce" (a variation of pétanque played on a boat) along the canal.The Ourcq Canal
82. Be amazed at the Workshop of Lights
83. Climb to the top of Butte Bergeyre and take a photo of the best view of the Sacré-Cœur
84. Make a three-point shot on the colorful basketball court on Rue Duperré
86. Buy old vintage books from the green boxes bookshops along the Seine riverbanks
87. Stroll through the flowered streets of Butte-aux-Cailles... and have couscous at Chez Mamane
88. Find a gem in the thrift shops of Le Marais or at Guérissol
89. Witness a dispute at Roland Garros
90. Indulge in pastries from Cédric Grolet at Le Meurice
91. Visit the Fondation Louis Vuitton exhibition... and be amazed by the surrounding greenery
92. Explore the Panthéon and try all the restaurants on Rue Mouffetard
93. Listen to the pickpocket announcement in Japanese on the metro and see a surprised Japanese tourist hearing it
94. Take the metro with at least one transfer on a Monday morning without hearing a single "passenger incident" announcement
95. Enjoy a picnic in the beautiful Parc des Buttes-Chaumont
96. Watch a movie at the iconic Le Grand Rex cinema
97. Have a romantic dinner cruise on the Seine river
98. Get lost in the charming streets of Montmartre
99. Buy a baguette from a local boulangerie and enjoy it by the Seine river
100. Witness the breathtaking views from the top of the Eiffel Tower
"p1"> 95. Sit on a stone bench in the courtyard of the Louvre at nightfall, and watch the lights that illuminate the statues
96. Have a picnic in the Arènes de Lutèce
97. Listen to jazz at the Caveau de la Huchette
98. Dance under the sun at Fête de l'Huma, Solidays or Rock en Seine
99. Take a walk in the center of Paris on the first Sunday of the month, when the streets become pedestrianized and you feel alone in the world
100. Pay 20€ for your cocktail at Silencio, savor it very slowly to enjoy it for as long as possible, watch everyone else get drunk before you and end up going home sober, all alone and on the night bus
