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We've discovered a new dolphin species... that has thumbs!

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The Editor

This is the most important scientific discovery since radium. Scientists from the Pelagos Cetacean Research Institute have discovered in Greece an amazing dolphin: a dolphin with thumbs. 

So yes, it's true that at first glance it looks like a bottle opener, but it's actually a thumb (look at this picture just after the paragraph). You can see that in a few years, when dolphins realize how lucky they are to have thumbs, they will almost be able to hold hands, live crazy love stories, and finally say that something is really cool, or that it sucks, by turning it around. But, just like Darwin, we think about the evolution of all this. Look at what the opposable thumb brought to humans... They will soon invent tools, find fire from water, be able to cook meat, become smarter, and take control over humans and violate them. Enough of that! Tell us more, scientists! Apparently, this thumb comes from the pectoral fins. It was the IRCP who spotted the animal in July hitchhiking in the Gulf of Corinth.A few months later, the President couldn't contain his excitement and announced it to the whole world. We admit that we were more skeptical than him. For the average Joe, it's just a fin. But then, after a break and three cappuccinos, he used the word "thumb," and the room burst into flames, just like Houston the day we walked on the moon. Later in the press conference, the President added, "and he doesn't just have one, he has two thumbs on each side!" People were crying. Orel had warned us... The origin of the phenomenon is still debated. Some believe that it's not due to a disease, but that dolphins have fingers on their fins and this mutation is due to crossbreeding with other cetaceans. And yes, if you know Orelsan well, you know that dolphins may look cute, but they're rapists, a bit like a pack of YouTubers. And it's by living their rapist lives that they would have mated with other cetaceans.You're faced with thumbs... Yeah, personally I'm thinking about aliens from the depths of the sea... To check the candies! Good news, however, to end this article, the dolphin with thumbs is not excluded! It is quite accepted in its community, scientists point out. It has no problem finding an apartment or going to nightclubs. A beautiful example of life that restores faith in cetaceans.