50 ways to annoy someone from Lille

undefined 1 juillet 2024 undefined 13h43

The Editor

1. "We don't take cards under 10 euros." 2. "We don't take cards, it's cashless at this festival." 3. "The terrace closes at 11pm, it's a city council order." 4. "We don't take reservations, but you can line up, it will be a 1 hour 30 wait." 5. "Smash burgers are overrated, I prefer pub burgers or do you know Five Guys?" 6. "Do you guys like tuning cars, is that your thing?" 7. "Are you all related in Lille?" 8. "I don't know how you can live in such a big city." 9. "It's never summer here anyway." 10. "Are you all alcoholics in Lille, right?" 11. "I've been to"Lille has changed, haven't you heard of the Bellezza restaurant?

12. "Lille isn't what it used to be!"

13. "Is there ever any sun in Lille?"

14. "Big strike planned by Ilévia next week"

15. "We're out of oat milk"

16. "I don't like beer"

17. "One ticket for the next showing? €12.50 please"

18. "Welcome to the Ch'tis"

19. "Zemmour"

20. "Oh sorry, that's not in my direction" (the taxi driver)

30. « I'm moving to Wasquehal, it's cheaper but you can come for raclette parties »

31. « There's a great event tonight but it's in Lille Sud »

32. « No, we don't have an ashtray »

33. « We'll stop for a few moments for regulation, thank you for your understanding »

34. « The open bar ends in 15 minutes »

35. « Do you know a good restaurant on rue de Gand »

36. « Hello, do you have 5 minutes ? » 

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37. "Excuse me, we're not allowed to smoke here."

38. "You smoke a bit too much, don't you?"

39. "You drink a bit too much, don't you?"

40. "Honestly, the Line 2 metro isn't that bad."

41. "Oh, I also live in Lille, well, in Tourcoing, but it's kind of the same."

42. "Delivery scheduled in 45 minutes" while it's noon and your stomach is growling

43. "And why don't you buy an apartment?"

44. "Yes, it's a natural wine, why don't you buy a bottle?"

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45. « I'm too addicted to baths, I don't know how you manage to live with just a shower »

46. « But has it become like a mini Paris here, right? »

47. « What is the Baron, by the way? »

48. « My bike got stolen AGAIN »

49. « Actually, you guys are like the family in Les Tuche, right? »

50. « The Citadelle, it's like the green lungs of this beautiful green city »